19 October 2010
A tale from another life
Guy pulls up next to me smiling and rolls his window down. Says, “I just drove up US 1, saw my ex-girlfriend, who I haven’t seen since probably the 3rd grade! She crossed over from the opposing lane, across my lane and down some street I’ve passed dozens of times. I wonder if she lives there?”
I said, “Did she see you?”
He says, “Ya, she was all smiling and waving before I even had a chance to return the same, and kept driving. I knew that we were both right in the place we were supposed to be, at that given second”
I said, “Well, it was either you or her in that position. If everyone was in the right place at the right time all the time, then there would never be any problems or confrontations.”
Silent, he rolled his window up and drove away. I never saw him again [ELLIPSES]
17 October 2010
Conclusions
A list of conclusions:
- A Taco Bell cup in the park is absolutely the complete opposite of a diamond in the rough.
- The only thing we truly give birth to is old age.
- The red and white stripe straw in Hershey's syrup commercials is not sold anywhere in the continental U.S.
- Everyone who has loved, claims that they're love is different, and therefore the best.
...and well, I don't know where the conclusion is in that last one but, let's just say the conclusion lies in the first word.
15 October 2010
A not-so weak-end
What a crazy weekend that was...
...found a tie-dye leaf...
...but never did see that other mountains, other side...
...but go pretty damn close to seein' this mountains other side!
Good stuff.... do yrself a favor and go to Hunter Mountain...
08 October 2010
T'nite
It was crazy... Orange masses mixed with hues of brown and past-greens, yellows and reds. I was shrunk down to nothing but everything and drove along the snakes back around a dancing mirror as it licked the coastline. Why not build a bridge? Then the bridge came... what was a nice addition.
Marriedtothesea.com
We arrived unsure for sure, but it was very nice. Shortly after, we appeared on some street, indecisive. Then, in an antique accented [HI :D hehehehehehe] tavern (and that's because it was saturated in "over 300 beers", people spoke of Genghis Khan and teenagers. Hobgoblin Strong Ale and Tres Pistoles were flowing at some point, and then we floated out, with the same speed, impeded by 300ms, onto the sidewalk and down apiece to "The Spinning Room" for a Hex and Fire Rock; courtesy of Hawaii. There was a pole to the right and a couch behind it? This was not by any means the highlight of the night, but rather the low point. We will be returning shortly for sure.
07 October 2010
05 October 2010
STOP EATING GOD DAMN MCDONALDS
Happy Meal Project 2.0: This Is What Chicken McNuggets Are Made Of
While health advocates, foodies, and members of the public have known for a while what was inside the venerable Chicken McNugget, we have not until we peeped this Gizmodo article. So, please bear with us if you're already well acquainted with this information, and if you're not, well, we hope you have a barf-bag handy. In laymen's terms, what you're seeing is a mechanically separated chicken, which is what all fast-food poulet is made from. The entire chicken is pressed through a sieve (bones, guts, etc), and the end result is the pink, goop-like substance (sorry Gwyneth for tainting your word) you see above. Plus, because our feathered friends are covered in bacteria, they'll be soaked in ammonia before being reflavored artificially, then dyed with artificial color. We're sure there's a much more scientific way of making sense of this all, but we actually have no interest in learning more. Next time you're at Mickey Ds, we suggest ordering, well, nothing. Haven't you seen the Happy Meal project?
*Thanks again Sally Davies for leading us on the trail of finding food we will never, ever eat again.
From: http://www.refinery29.com/happy-meal-project-sequel-chicken-mcnugget-ingredients.php
I think i'm safe, I haven't eaten fast food in approx. 2 years. :)
02 October 2010
Todays Playlist (2010-10-02)
NO! The beer is not the playlist...
...but rather the playlist, is the beer!
Miles Davis' Bitches Brew
-"SOCK IT TO ME!"
-"AH PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT..."
I didn't realize, nor know, but the 40th anniversary of it's release was on the 31st of August [Orig. released in 1969] Good stuff....
Follow this link to read up on it... you might even want to order the 40th anniversary edition of the album... You can be damn sure that I am.
Also, check out the beer if you like a nice hefty Russian imperial stout. AMAZING. It's by Dogfish Head and it's limited, so...
So go on and buy yrself a bottle or 3, dust off yr record player, phonograph or what-have-you and sit back and enjoy...
Listen to the entire album, and even better if you have The Complete Bitches Brew Sessions, when you hit the sitar in "The Little Blue Frog", that's right about when you'll be liquified and vibratin' from Miles' horn; trying to tear you apart. But fear not as John McLaughlin's guitar will be there to rattle yr bones and shake yr walls makin' you invent the newest kind of dance this side of Mars. BUY HEADPHONES!
Todays Playlist (2010-10-01)
I don't know what to write anymore... as of now, I am feeling the pull of gravity... I am fighting it as best I can, I will ultimately win, oh yes I will; the keys are also being pulled down and my words make nonsense...
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